(April Fools) Brand New Product: Eyeglass Fogger

Eyeglass Fog stopper? That’s old news. Introducing Astorino Eyeglass Fogger- for those times when you want your glasses to look fogged up when you aren’t wearing a mask.

Simply apply two drops to the back of your lenses and BOOM the fog is permanent. Want to see what’s in front of you? No thank you! Not with Astorino Eyeglass Fogger.

- Sitting at home and missing that steamy feeling you get when you’re at the grocery store? Try Astorino Eyeglass Fogger!
- Feeling reminiscent of wearing your mask on public transport, but can’t steam up your lenses? Try Astorino Eyeglass Fogger!
- Need a conversation piece for your zoom friends? Astorino Eyeglass Fogger.
- Do you just want to block out the world for the bleak gloomy life that it is? Astorino Eyeglass Fogger!

Astorino Eyeglass Fogger is the only product on the market deliberately designed and guaranteed to fog your glasses, cause visual disturbance and even annoyance!

Buy a bottle for just $19.95. But wait! When you buy it today you get a free gift! Astorino brand lens scratcher! Need an excuse for new glasses? Our patented lens scratcher will give you that needed eyeglass emergency every time! Guaranteed! Usual price $9.95! That’s a great savings!

David Greening David Greening, ABOC, BS(HONS) Ophth. Dispensing David is our resident optician, and has been in optics since 2002. He attained his Bachelor of Science degree in Ophthalmic Dispensing in Kent, England (2014). He has extensive experience, having managed his own practice for many years prior to arriving at Astorino & Associates Eye Center. He is a licensed American optician (ABOC) and is well-recognized for his quality of service, attention to detail, and patient care.

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